Category Archive: John Semmens

White House Outraged over Boehner Invitation to Netanyahu

By John Semmens – Semi-News — A Satirical Look at Recent News The invitation House Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio) issued to Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to address a joint session of Congress has the Obama… Continue reading

Obama Says Armed Response to Muslim Terrorism Wrong Approach

By John Semmens – Semi-News — A Satirical Look at Recent News While attempting not appear to condone the murder of the Hebdo staff and the Jewish hostages at a kosher supermarket in Paris last week,… Continue reading

Muslim Terrorism Excused

By John Semmens – Semi-News — A Satirical Look at Recent News Armed Muslim terrorists slew a dozen unarmed members of the editorial staff of the satirical paper Charlie Hebdo in a raid on the paper’s… Continue reading

Obama Calls for Truce in Fight Against ISIL

By John Semmens – Semi-News — A Satirical Look at Recent News Citing reports that troops fighting for the Islamic State in Iraq and the Levant (ISIL) may have come down with Ebola, US President Obama… Continue reading

GOP to Become Party of ‘Yes’

By John Semmens – Semi-News — A Satirical Look at Recent News Incoming Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) brushed off complaints from his Party’s conservative wing that his recent actions on the Cromnibus Bill served… Continue reading

Judge Says President’s Executive Action on Immigration Unconstitutional

By John Semmens – Semi-News — A Satirical Look at Recent News Judge Arthur Schwab of the Western District of Pennsylvania ruled that portions of President Obama’s unilateral action on illegal immigrants violate the US Constitution’s… Continue reading

Cromnibus Puts Taxpayers on Hook for Bank Losses

By John Semmens – Semi-News — A Satirical Look at Recent News The House-passed $1.1 trillion Continuing Resolution contains a clause that exposes taxpayers to a potential $300 trillion liability for bank losses in derivatives trading.… Continue reading

Obama Takes the Fifth

By John Semmens – Semi-News — A Satirical Look at Recent News The Obama Administration defied a court order to turn over documents the IRS illegally shared with the White House in its political vendetta against… Continue reading

Obama Contends He Has Shown Restraint on Immigration

By John Semmens – Semi-News — A Satirical Look at Recent News President Obama characterized GOP critics of his Executive Order granting new rights to illegal immigrants as “excessively whiny. I’ve been really quite restrained compared… Continue reading

President’s Usurpation of Legislative Authority Hailed by Democrats

By John Semmens – Semi-News — A Satirical Look at Recent News President Obama’s decision to enact immigration reform legislation that Congress has refused to enact inspired some lavish praise from fellow Democrats. House Minority Leader… Continue reading