Category Archive: John Semmens

FCC Issues Secret Regulations for Internet

By John Semmens – Semi-News — A Satirical Look at Recent News Anxious to rescue the Internet from what Federal Communications Chairman Tom Wheeler called a “regime of anarchy,” the FCC approved over 300 pages of… Continue reading

Government Panel Calls for Measures to Upgrade Our Health

By John Semmens – Semi-News — A Satirical Look at Recent News The Dietary Guidelines Advisory Committee (DGAC) issued a 571 page report outlining its recommendations for transforming Americans’ health. Citing persistent high levels of overweight… Continue reading

Amnesty ‘Loophole’ May Allow Illegals to Vote

By John Semmens – Semi-News — A Satirical Look at Recent News Secretaries of state from Ohio and Kansas say that the documents—driver’s licenses and Social Security numbers—being provided to the illegal immigrants granted amnesty by… Continue reading

Congressman Says Media Not Pushing Amnesty Hard Enough

By John Semmens – Semi-News — A Satirical Look at Recent News Rep. Luis Gutierrez (D-IL) castigated the media for its “lackadaisical support of the President’s innovative solution to this chronic problem.” As Gutierrez sees it,… Continue reading

Congressional Democrats May Boycott Netanyahu Speech

By John Semmens – Semi-News — A Satirical Look at Recent News While a number of key Democrats were still wondering whether attending Netanyahu’s speech to Congress in February would be proper, House Minority Leader Nancy… Continue reading

White House Outraged over Boehner Invitation to Netanyahu

By John Semmens – Semi-News — A Satirical Look at Recent News The invitation House Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio) issued to Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to address a joint session of Congress has the Obama… Continue reading

Obama Says Armed Response to Muslim Terrorism Wrong Approach

By John Semmens – Semi-News — A Satirical Look at Recent News While attempting not appear to condone the murder of the Hebdo staff and the Jewish hostages at a kosher supermarket in Paris last week,… Continue reading

Muslim Terrorism Excused

By John Semmens – Semi-News — A Satirical Look at Recent News Armed Muslim terrorists slew a dozen unarmed members of the editorial staff of the satirical paper Charlie Hebdo in a raid on the paper’s… Continue reading

Obama Calls for Truce in Fight Against ISIL

By John Semmens – Semi-News — A Satirical Look at Recent News Citing reports that troops fighting for the Islamic State in Iraq and the Levant (ISIL) may have come down with Ebola, US President Obama… Continue reading

GOP to Become Party of ‘Yes’

By John Semmens – Semi-News — A Satirical Look at Recent News Incoming Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) brushed off complaints from his Party’s conservative wing that his recent actions on the Cromnibus Bill served… Continue reading