Editor’s Note: The following is a satire written for the purpose of providing a concrete strategy for the conservative movement to assure that the Republican Party not only does not field another lackluster, losing candidate in the 2016 presidential election, but instead nominates a highly electable candidate with the right qualifications: October 1, 2015 FOR … More Conservative Coalition Eliminates Huckabee, Santorum, Perry, Among Others
Former U.S. Senator Rick Santorum just dropped me a line, asking me to tell him whether or not he should run for president. You might be interested in my response: Dear Mr. Santorum, Thank you for contacting me for my opinion. I must tell you that I voted “no.” You are a man of integrity … More Mr. Santorum, I Voted No; I Vote for a Conservative Coalition
Always believe the opposite of what President Barack Obama says. He shot off his mouth about his socialized Big Government healthcare system, and now after five years, virtually all of his claims have been demonstrably false. Here’s the skinny.
Democrats need to pay their fair share of taxes. Hillary Clinton IS Big Government. Barack Hussein Obama is America’s humanist-in-chief. Jeb Bush vs. Hillary Clinton is not a choice. If it weren’t for double standards, leftists would have no standards. Barack Hussein Obama is America’s condescender-in-chief. Democrats run the biggest plantation in the world. Leftist … More Hillary Clinton IS Big Government
Please tell Mitt Romney not to run for president again. He campaigned mainly just in key battleground states, and he lost several of those contests. He is not serious about the social problems gripping America. A more well-rounded conservative candidate who has America’s best interests in mind — those in all 50 states and the … More Tell Mitt Romney NOT to run again
By John Semmens – Semi-News — A Satirical Look at Recent News The emergence of a convenience store security video tape of Michael Brown roughing up the shopkeeper and stealing boxes of cigars was said to vindicate the looting rampage that followed his being shot by police. “All those stuffed shirts saying that our robbing stores was an … More Ferguson Looting Said to Be Fitting Tribute to Michael Brown