Tag: The Arizona Conservative

Release of Illegal Alien Criminals Called ‘Humanitarian’

June 20, 2015

By John Semmens – Semi-News — A Satirical Look at Recent News The Obama Administration’s release of illegal immigrants who went on to commit more than 100 murders was defended on “humanitarian” grounds by ICE Director Sarah Saldana. “These individuals all faced prison in their home countries,” Saldana said. “These foreign prisons are not like our prisons. There’s … More Release of Illegal Alien Criminals Called ‘Humanitarian’

Angry Obama Vows Vengeance against Trade Bill Opponents

June 13, 2015

By John Semmens – Semi-News — A Satirical Look at Recent News Alternating between tears and venom, a stunned President Obama ranted against members of his own Party, calling them “faithless turncoats” and alleging that “they are destroying my credibility with foreign nations,” after the House of Representatives voted 302 to 126 against the Trade Adjustment Assistance Act–a … More Angry Obama Vows Vengeance against Trade Bill Opponents

State Senator Farnsworth Wins Goldwater Legislator of Year Award

June 12, 2015

By Tom Jenney, President of American For Prosperity-Arizona Arizona State Senator David Farnsworth is the highest-scoring legislator on this year’s Americans For Prosperity-Arizona’s 2015 Legislative Scorecard, and will receive AFP-Arizona’s Barry M. Goldwater Legislator of the Year Award. The scorecard assigns weights to over 300 bills according to their projected dollar impact to Arizona taxpayers, … More State Senator Farnsworth Wins Goldwater Legislator of Year Award

New Candidate for President Vows to Complete Metric Conversion

June 7, 2015

By John Semmens – Semi-News — A Satirical Look at Recent News This week, former Rhode Island Senator and Governor Lincoln Chafee announced he is seeking the Democratic nomination for president in the 2016 election. A key factor in his decision to enter the race is “to bring the much-needed conversion of weights and measurements in this country … More New Candidate for President Vows to Complete Metric Conversion

McCain Angers ACU with False Claims about Conservatism

May 29, 2015

By Michelle Moons, Breitbart.com Senator John McCain (R-AZ)’s campaign team is getting called out by the very organization whose rating it cited on Twitter.  Team McCain advertised his 91 percent rating in 2014 from conservative group ACU as the Washington insider heads into a tough 2016 campaign season.  What it doesn’t mention is his abysmal … More McCain Angers ACU with False Claims about Conservatism

Center for Arizona Policy: A Good and Balanced Law

May 29, 2015

By Cathi Herrod, President, Center for Arizona Policy Many of you likely watched the scene unfold in Indiana last month where supporters of religious freedom sought to pass a fairly simple law called the Religious Freedom Restoration Act (RFRA). The scene was eerily similar to what played out here in Arizona with the CAP-supported SB … More Center for Arizona Policy: A Good and Balanced Law

The Pillars of Modern American Conservatism

May 27, 2015

By Alfred Regnery First Things Over the past half century, conservatism has become the dominant political philosophy in the United States. Newspaper and television political news stories more often than not will mention the word conservative. Almost every Republican running for office—whether for school board or U.S. senator—will try to establish his place on the … More The Pillars of Modern American Conservatism

Conservative Coalition Eliminates Huckabee, Santorum, Perry, Among Others

May 25, 2015

Editor’s Note: The following is a satire written for the purpose of providing a concrete strategy for the conservative movement to assure that the Republican Party not only does not field another lackluster, losing candidate in the 2016 presidential election, but instead nominates a highly electable candidate with the right qualifications: October 1, 2015 FOR … More Conservative Coalition Eliminates Huckabee, Santorum, Perry, Among Others