By: John Semmens
Plunging poll numbers have President Biden in a snit. He’s particularly irked that his intended “ultra MAGA” smear tactic has backfired as Trump proudly appropriated the phrase for his own use saying “after a year-and-a-half of ultra Biden incompetence and disaster the American people are eager for a return of the policies that had this country on track for record-breaking prosperity.”
“The runaway prosperity that Trump inflicted on the American people was wrecking the environment,” Biden complained. “I don’t understand why I’m not getting more credit for reversing course. It’s as if voters prefer selfish personal gains over ecological virtue. I can’t believe this is true. All my advisers assure me that what this country needs is a return to the simpler life humanity enjoyed before capitalism ruined it.”
Rep. James Clyburn (D-SC), a man many now credit for elevating the demented Biden to the presidency by endorsing him in the 2020 Democratic primary as “the only one who could unite the country,” seconded the President’s anger over his declining support in the polls. “I blame white supremacist terrorists and their media minions for turning the middle class against the best friend they’ve ever had in the White House.